Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

Alaskan Sawmill

A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.

John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.

by Alaskan Lumberjack October 25, 2018

Alaskan warhead

A frostbitten penis.

The mexican went to Russia and got a Alaskan warhead.

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019

alaskan hand grenade

when you fill a condom with shit and throw it against the wall, as you cum, screaming “grenada”.

I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back

by qrx January 22, 2021

Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021