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alphabetical attributes

BATtributes: Details of either a wooden baseball-whacker, or a flying cave-dweller.
CATtributes: Da specifics of Mr. Furry-Purry.
DATtributes: Da performance-specs of 21st-century audio-recording.
FATtributes: How overweight someone is, and whether it's due to overeating, junk food, or a medial condition.
GATTributes: Details of da infamous international-commerce accord which was much-frowned-upon by many countries.
HATtributes: Da appearance, fit, and quality of head-wear.
KATtributes: Da ingredients, size/weight, and texture/taste of da famous red-wrapped candy-bar.
LATTE-ributes: How good your cup of milky espresso was.
MATTE-ributes: Details of a non-glossy painting.
Other examples of alphabetical attributes are:
NATtributes: Da appearance and personality of Daniel McCormick's pint-sized side-kick in "Forever Young".
PATtributes: Da dimensions of a slab of butter, Trish's particular qualities, or da delightfulness-level of gentle palm-bounces on someone's shoulder or head.

RATtributes: Da anatomical details of everyone's least-favorite rodent.
SATtributes: How someone rests on his butt, or da perceived difficulty/fairness of school-exams.
TATtributes: How Madea defines her temper-management issues ("I'm not angry; I'm just gettin' da gotters!")
VATtributes: Details regarding a large laboratory-basin.
WATTributes: Da voltage and current of da "angry pixies" in an electrical circuit.
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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Alphabet soup

When a person has so many abbreviated venereal diseases it easier to say they have alphabet soup (ie hpv tricc hiv aids ash)
I'd hate to catch the alphabet soup she's giving to all the guys without them knowing
by Captain saveahoe. August 30, 2023
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alphabet cock

"woah hes got an alphabet cock
by sadlkghgiuas; November 29, 2021
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Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.
by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020
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alphabet soup

It is an adjective, that may be used when some body is mixed up in thought.
I am an alphabet soup house wife, when I am busy with t.v, then I can,t search well after my kids and the cat, in daily hours.
by man!? March 23, 2017
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Alphabet

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

NOW YOU'VE LERNED THE ABC'S,

COME AND HAVE A SHOT WITH ME!
Alphabet bois
by AlienAnimalMan October 2, 2017
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alphabetical list

The list of words you can see to the right (at least, if you are not on a mobile device). It indicates words that fit alphabetically before or after the given word.
Hey, look over there, a link to alphabet -->
It's the alphabetical list
by MineWarz January 23, 2018
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