ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.

I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.

by Lady999999 March 31, 2021

ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

by theglassman March 12, 2014

"pool ornaments"

Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.

I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

by Rick Venus January 13, 2007

ornamental

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

urban ornaments

Using trash to decorate the "hood" as if it were Christmas ornaments.

1. When my sneakers were worn out I threw them over the telephone lines with the rest of the urban ornaments.

2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.

by muffinman514 April 28, 2009

ornamental

An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."

by Derriere January 3, 2006

ornamentalia

noun - a generic term to describe adornments used in piercings of the genitals, such as a ring in a prince albert - usually meaning more than one.

That skank had so much ornamentalia her cooch set off the metal detectors at the club.

by Ghenghis June 28, 2006