to murder by a sudden and/or secret attack often for political reasons. usually prompted by religious, ideological, political, or military motives. Additionally, assassins may be prompted by financial gain, revenge for perceived grievances, a desire to acquire fame or notoriety
Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - Why?
Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.
Person 1 - Nothing
Person 2 - Exactly
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - Why?
Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.
Person 1 - Nothing
Person 2 - Exactly
by yourewrong March 23, 2011
Get the Assassination mug.1. A cooler way of saying assassin .Best when pronounced with an Italian accent,like in Assassin's Creed 2.
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
Assassino :Time to meet thy maker mortal *slices the targets neck*
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the assassino mug.A group of words that range from a few sentences to lengthy paragraphs which radiate supreme mastering of the art of language. The purpose of a verbal assassination is to impress the target person with your skills to either grind their self-esteem down to the size of a pea, raise their spirits in an uplifting manor, or simply to impress others with your ability to place words together in an inspiring fashion.
Claire is a master at verbal assassination. She is the verbal assassinator that all other verbal assassinators are subordinate to.
by Verbal Assassinator July 25, 2010
Get the verbal assassination mug.A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.
by bluntmaster November 4, 2003
Get the fun assasin mug.The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).
Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
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by Asmoothcriminal April 16, 2010
Get the Young Blood Assassins mug.A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.
B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.
C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.
B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.
C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.
Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."
Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."
Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"
by Torphius March 5, 2009
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