assbag

A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.

I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!

by woeisme5000 June 13, 2006

Assbeard

The hairs up your ass.

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!

by Arran January 6, 2005

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty

Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.

by donkey toupe February 9, 2010

Assbag

A bag of cocaine.

Somebody get the guy an assbag

by gheyfack May 1, 2010

Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011