Specs-appeal

The sex appeal a female gains because she's wearing glasses.

Look at that librarian over there, she's got some real specs-appeal!

by a smart man with a computer January 17, 2012

I AM APPEAR!

To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.

Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!

by TeaTard October 21, 2008

Appelworst

Appel worst is Dutch food. It is saugage with pieces of apple in it, but it's also used as a curse word. Appelworst means something like geriatric punk.

"Hey, you stupid appelworst, why did you do it? I hate you f*cking appelworst."

by Dniworrom May 13, 2008

appalachian throw pillow

The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.

My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!

by welderdoug February 28, 2010

hanger appeal

The appeal of a large-breasted woman with a great "rack" that seem to "hang" there on her chest.

This babe's hot!!! She's got a lot of hanger appeal!!!

by carlbigman October 9, 2006

appeldoorn

An extremely sexy person.

My girlfriend is an Appeldoorn.

by Kurtis Hanaha April 29, 2005

Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.

1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.

by Stafferty October 3, 2011