living-apartner

Partners in a relationship who have their own homes some distance apart

Thanks to xxx, my living-apartner, for extreme tolerance …

by CSBC May 30, 2011

Calm Apartment

NOT A THING

having a calm apartment at the beach is not a thing.

by jimmmmaaa October 21, 2011

apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

appatisement

A really shitty commercial that is followed by good ones. Usually is the first commercial in a long chain of commercials. Can be compared to a really bad appatizer before a good meal, but in advirtisement form.

John: Wow, that commercial sucked.

(10 mintues later)

Steve: Those commercial where funny.

John: Yeah, except the first one, it was such an appatisement.

by IHateBadAdvirtisements December 7, 2009

Apparelly

relating to what you wearing

Two of my dearest closest friends bought me a pair of Nasty Pig Briefs, so that make me a nasty pig apparelly?

by underwhere October 6, 2009