Anticiversary

The pre-anniversary that anticipates an event or occasion.

It could be exactly a year or 2 before your wedding day or any other event. Getting married April 18th 2013 for example; then April 18th 2011 will be your 2 year anticiversary and April 18th 2012 your 1 year anticiversary.

by The Drew in the Know December 1, 2010

Anticipatory Drunk

The attitude one portrays before the consumption if alcohol which includes a crazy, drunk, inebriated behavior.

She is totally acting crazy. She must be anticipatory drunk

by bearfan06 March 9, 2012

Anticipooption

When you have to shit, badly, and the urge gets stronger the closer you get to the toilet. The urge becomes nigh unbearable when you are right about to mount the pedestal, and often leads to shitting midair -- which is known as "death from above," or DFA.

Matt: "Bros, I was in the plant at work and my stomach made this crazy noise, and I knew I was gonna shit my face off. I had to walk like half a block to the john, the anticipooption almost got me."

Dan: "Yeah, I had that shit a few days ago from Jewel chicken. Waddled to the bathroom, and I thought I'd get away with a DFA... But that anticipooption got me. Muddbutt city, man."

Bryan - "You guys are gross."

by Dothehumptyhump September 3, 2016

anticoon

the opposite of a white man ;)

¨I am not black, therefore I am a Anticoon¨

by spauldinghighschoolwords November 29, 2016

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

Anticimation

To expect automation where none exists.

Example: holding hands under a paper towel dispenser when it is actually manually operated.

After using a touch screen all day, my anticimation led me to touch my TV for several minutes trying to change the channel.

by Whip30 February 18, 2017

anticommitmentangitis

This is a disease where it makes it difficult for you to take any romantic relationships to the next level because of an area in your brain warning you that THESE NIGGAS FOR EVERYBODY!

I'm sorry we can't date because I have anticommitmentangitis.

by Definitelydefinitions July 14, 2017