alpo

Shortened version of alcohol poisoning. Typically referring to someone who is extremely drunk.

I was so Alpo last night, I thought I was going to die.

by Erica and Julie December 30, 2008

Alcos

Alcuin bar at York Uni. No one goes, but it's full of alchos.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Allosaurus pr0n

Hot dino pr0n!

I masturbated to allosaurus pr0n last night!

by PhuckYou September 21, 2003

sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

by {HR}Cloud October 28, 2006

Alpesh

The person in your group that no one likes. The tag-along/the outsider. Billy no mates. Lone ranger. Often tries to make jokes but they never work and no one laughs.

May be seen wearing a flourescent yellow tutu.

Shouldn't we wait for Alpesh?
Naaah forget him, he's so un-nang!

by Emilio Deakster June 9, 2011

almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

by Corn Flake December 9, 2008

almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

by i do cocaine April 25, 2008