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Amway Christian

Amway Christian is fundamentalist Christian who has forgotten the original message of Jesus Christ- to help the less fortunate. Amway Christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich Jesus has made them. Socially conservative Christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to Amway Corporation, combining Christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.
"This Church parking lot is full of Mercedes and Lexuses.
The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting."
by That's right May 5, 2006
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getting your end away

Getting your end away means having a good shag with a woman
When my friend spoke to me this morning, as he had not been able to contact me last night, he said " I gather you must have been getting your end away when I phoned ".
by St Ias November 23, 2005
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run away

Tactic employed by King Arthur and his knights of the round table in their quest for the wordHoly Grail/word.
Run away! Run away!
by uclafalcon August 4, 2003
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Alwayz Fucking Around clothing

Alwayz Fucking Around is a clothing company for the angry, outkast, rebel, misunderstood youth .It was designed and created by Anthony Mojica A.K.A. TANKDGAF. Created in late 2009 and dedicated to all kids out there who have had adults say "Why are you guys Always Fucking Around?" With that said join the club and check them out at www.myspace.com/alwayzfukingaround

Look for the club with AFA in it.
Example 1: Billy to friend : Hey watch me 360 over the neighbors trash cans.

Angry neighbor: Why are you kids always fucking around!

Example 2: Kid 1: Hey whats that AFA on your shirt stand for?
Kid 2: Alwayz Fucking Around clothing. ;)
by Smiley Handcock July 7, 2010
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Go away money

A small tip given to an unattractive stripper so that she will walk away and stop obscuring your view of the more attractive dancers.
Chris: That she-hulk dancer is staring right at us!
Laurence: Give her some Go away money so we can see Princess Leah dance again.
by CLopez April 10, 2008
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str8 away

in regular termonology, it means immedietly.

as soon as humanly possible

something that needs to be done before anything else can occur

a contingent event that must come before another
Andrea: What are you doing tonight
Lee: Probably studying, maybe jamming to "Sexy Bitch"
Andrea: We need to smoke, str8 away

Lee: Andrea, I need the indemnification clause language
Andrea: Well I need to read the contract str8 away

Lee: I am really sexually tense
Andrea: Yea, I need to get laid str8 away
by D town's finest March 17, 2010
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Dancers always smile

An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.

Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.
Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"

Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"
by cs00023 January 18, 2011
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