When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.
Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
by jbaldwintheninja93 July 02, 2010
by Ol' Ange January 18, 2010
A hooker hookin. Typically a prostitute that hides her whoremones from the general public until the Night Shift (a.k.a, work hours)
by Hamburglurer July 18, 2015
The powerhouse of of the work force. Swing shift are those heaviest relied upon to get the job done, get it done right, and get it done fast. If Chuck Norris had a 9-5, this would be him.
by boom shadow January 26, 2010
Just when you thought you’ve seen or done it all, an up-and-coming internet trend, designed exclusively for expert global social media afficionados, manifests to show the world what you’re made of.
Welcome to the SHAFTSHIFT challenge.
A challenge poster paints his or her shaft silver or grey with appropriate makeup or paint, then places an automobile stick shift boot over the painted shaft to cover up the 2 nuts secured to the bottom end of the shaft. A black colored racquetball, or the likes, is placed over the head of the shaft to completely conceal the flanged terminal as a shift knob. If installed properly, the shift knob and shift boot will leave only the silver colored shaft visually exposed. (non-discernable appendage) A gloved hand then proceeds to “run through the gears”, to the dubbed sound of an actual audio recording of a manual-transmission shift cycle. (driving or fingerless style gloves are recommended) This should start from idle and go through all available gears to the highest gear audibly discernable. If successfully accomplished, recorded and posted, this qualifies the poster to hashtag as a #shaftshift post. If equipped with a longer bus or truck style gearstick, the poster is allowed to also grip under the shift knob with a gloved second hand, in attempt to qualify for a #doubleclutch identifier as well.
Welcome to the SHAFTSHIFT challenge.
A challenge poster paints his or her shaft silver or grey with appropriate makeup or paint, then places an automobile stick shift boot over the painted shaft to cover up the 2 nuts secured to the bottom end of the shaft. A black colored racquetball, or the likes, is placed over the head of the shaft to completely conceal the flanged terminal as a shift knob. If installed properly, the shift knob and shift boot will leave only the silver colored shaft visually exposed. (non-discernable appendage) A gloved hand then proceeds to “run through the gears”, to the dubbed sound of an actual audio recording of a manual-transmission shift cycle. (driving or fingerless style gloves are recommended) This should start from idle and go through all available gears to the highest gear audibly discernable. If successfully accomplished, recorded and posted, this qualifies the poster to hashtag as a #shaftshift post. If equipped with a longer bus or truck style gearstick, the poster is allowed to also grip under the shift knob with a gloved second hand, in attempt to qualify for a #doubleclutch identifier as well.
I'm sick of internet girls getting all the attention with their moundpacking and cameltoe posts. I will show them up with a shaft shift they cannot even compete with!
by Kirkury May 26, 2021
Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.
We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!
by Enekamu February 08, 2012
when a man pleasures his girlfriend/lover with a large candy cane (one of the ones you can buy around x-mas for like 2 bucks) and he use's it like a sex toy on her and every time he movers it in a direction he yells out a gear. ex up= first, left= second, right= third, down=fourth, in and out = over drive.
i was going to give my girlfriend oral but all i could taste was peppermint. if i find out that asshole gave my girlfriend a peppermint shift ill kill him.
by bulldawg1331 September 23, 2009