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floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
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slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor
Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!
by WhyNetflix August 25, 2015
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Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
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Floor Drugs

Drugs that are found on the ground, usually at Electronic Music Dance shows. They can be either in a bagged or out in the open state.
When I was up near the stage I looked down and found these floor drugs. I'm going to have the best night of my life!
by Adnatviek October 5, 2013
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Humping the Floor

A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.
Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.
by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016
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floor corn

Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.
"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale

"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine

"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki
by Jameson Thurgood March 17, 2008
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Floor Bitch

One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.
Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!
by DjVileStump March 30, 2010
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