Mats

The coolest person on planet earth and Carlos is not as cool

If you reference to coolnes you refer to Mats

by MRJAAPJE November 25, 2019

Mats

Is superior

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock

by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022

Mats

This is the plural of mat, as in something you lay on the ground

"Hey do you have any mats for sale?"

by Kiwi_baby May 27, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>One Eye On THe bullet, Another One On THe Mat<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022