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Jeffrey Rasmussen can be a 3rd wheel, 5th wheel, or 2nd wheel. He is also perfectly fine being the lonesome wheel on the side of the road hanging out with nature.
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Jeffrey treats the one girl who cared about him like shit and eventually cheats on her and in a sad attempt to get her back he spams her with “ur hot” and “love u” messages on a daily basis.
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Guy 1: Um whos that?
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
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