Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews

Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!

by Wilamaral August 31, 2013

can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

by cookie137 August 14, 2011

Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 2, 2019

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

can box

a musical instrument used to beat Howie G in a board game

Tomba happily played his can box.

by gaa barry gary September 30, 2004

Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

by gobblerhaha September 1, 2009

Can Royale

The Poor Man's Kir Royale. Classic brunch cocktail made by opening one can of Miller High Life, taking large swig (how big? about that big), refilling with boxed wine, and a splash of lemon or lime juice. When served in the bottle or pitcher, referred to as a Milwaukee Spritzer.

"Hey, you got any High Life? I've got a hankerin' for a Can Royale."

"Sure thing, the wine is on the fridge."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010