by qazwsxedc4rfvtgbyhnujmikol April 7, 2022
Get the broklyn 99mug. "My great aunt died yesterday"
"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"
"99"
"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"
"Ahem."
"...Sorry."
"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"
"99"
"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"
"Ahem."
"...Sorry."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021
Get the 99mug. The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.
He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.
by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020
Get the 99-43-28mug. The 99 Declaration is a list of grievances that will be debated and ratified by delegates from every voting district in the country in Philadelphia on July 4th, 2012. The declaration will then be brought before a federal judge to demand that Congress, The Supreme Court, and The President of the United States be redressed with the grievances of The American People. It's mission is to end the corporate state and to take money out of politics while other grievances may end up on the final version of the declarations as well.
Man: Wow, this country is shit. It is run by bought, career politicians who are representing large corporations and themselves instead of the people.
Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!
Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!
by Jude Newcomb February 24, 2012
Get the The 99 Declarationmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025
Get the Brooklyn 99 ICONIC lines that sound 10X better based on delivery | Brooklyn Nine-Ninemug. An extremely crazy version of the Best of 3 where you have to win 50 games. It's been used in YouTube series before.
by Anyanomous October 30, 2018
Get the Best of 99mug. This is a compliment grandparents say to their grandkids, it means you look nice to day. Grandkids really like it, try it out if you have grandkids or even if you have gen alpha kids/ gen z
by CrashDesigns July 12, 2024
Get the level 99 gyattmug.