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Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
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champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga
by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018
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champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024
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Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.
I went to the toilet and took a champagne.
by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023
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7 and Champagne

someone who drives a car with their left hand on the "7" position on the steering wheel with a cup, glass, or mug,
drinking with their right hand while driving.
While my car was at a stop light, I looked over and noticed the driver in the car next to me was 7 and champagne.
by Dr OG April 19, 2019
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Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so can I have a Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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