The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
Get the Survival Flushmug. Action of when a male urinates after ejaculation to clear the urithra of excess cum. Typically a short low volume stream of urine, but also can turn into a regular urination.
Short term- washing the cum out of your penis so it doesnt drip out slowly
Short term- washing the cum out of your penis so it doesnt drip out slowly
by LtheWerewolf February 21, 2018
Get the flush pissmug. The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
Get the phantom flushmug. Realize that if you are going to handle any responsibility FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY as just PUSH DOWN to dissolve your EFFORT when you are ready to HANDLE IT.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 15, 2021
Get the FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARYmug. by Wenchslikemr June 21, 2016
Get the flush nutmug. When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.
It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.
It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.
by D Seuss June 23, 2023
Get the Blood Flushmug. by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014
Get the Check Flushmug.