Tard-Tard 

A person who is so stupid they dont deserve being called a reatard once but twice in the same word. This can also be used when the words fucktard, dumbass, and moron just cant portray and person's lack of simple intellegence.

Shut up you tard-tard.

Tard-Tard by Erik Lydon March 6, 2005

Tard core 

Going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular retardedness.

Strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening territory of hardcore tardness.

term is derived from the adj. hardcore, which has been used to define a strain of more aggressive punk rock from 1978-98. However the term mutated to encompass other shitty genres of quasi-punk sounding bands. These bands are also labled as "tardcore" by bands who feel they don't fit under the hardcore lable. Especially since the scene is dominated by dick-wagging testosterone junkies who sneer at anything xenomorphic to them.

Behaviour, as well as music like such also classify as tard core. What a diverse term.

Bill: Dude, did you just eat the sandwich you put your pubes on for your little brother to eat?
Ted: Uh, maybe... wait... yeah!
Bill: You are so fucking tard core.

Tard core by tofubot September 18, 2006

tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

tard parker by improviduto August 26, 2005

Tard Guard

A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely

When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.

Tard Guard by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019

tard barge 

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

tard barge by team short bus September 3, 2005

Tard Drive 

A refrence to someones memory.

Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.

Tard Drive by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008

tard hand 

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

tard hand by aero-instability October 9, 2010