Quick with the shits

When someone frequently uses the bathroom in a short amount of time because they have diarrhea

Yo Tammy are you going to the bathroom again?

Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though

Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits

by lompoc_high August 25, 2018

do your shitt

When a stupid ghetto dick suckin ass hood rats, who get fucked in the booty, or fuck on other dicks and suck cocks tell they nasty ass friend to turn up and do it with them

I just fucked like 20 niggas, its your turn
"do your shitt sus" says wakenesha.

by Gansta t September 22, 2018

The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.

Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening

by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018

McDonald's shitz

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

wrecking the shitter

if you’re wrecking the shitter it’s the FATTEST SHAT you’ve ever taken. it’s practically breaking the toilet

Joe: I just wrecked the shitter

Martha: uh oh is that shit gonna flush
Joe: my stomach hurt so bad i needed to wreck the shitter
wrecking the shitter- big shit

by EXTRA LEXA October 30, 2019

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020