ur wife

its self explanatory ;)

im ur wife now

by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021

Ur mum is an aligatore

Phrase when you want to be really mean to someone

Person1: "I like Fortnite."
Person2: "Ur mum is an aligatore."

by RockyCZ07 March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Used when somebody’s says something and you respond “ur mom”

Let’s say somebody says “what did you do last night” and you don’t want to say what you did do you say “ur mom”

by Sought June 25, 2021

ur mom

literally just something to say when you don’t feel like answering the question

“So how are you” “ur mom”

by TheColorGreeeen August 2, 2021

UR MOM

UR MOM IS HOT N GAY(ISSA JOKE SO DONT COME AFTER ME. I MEAN UR MOM IS REALLY HOT THO ;) )

I LOVE UR MOM :)

by imgae<33 March 17, 2022

Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020