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Five Top 

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces
Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
Five Top by regretsword December 17, 2020
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you top 10 

You top 10 means a lot of people fucked you
Girl did you hear they said you top 10
you top 10 by Babybirdd November 10, 2021

Double Top Glop Glop 

When two bitches slurp and gargle their saliva on each side of your dick
"Damn bro last night Emma and Ashley gave me that Double Top Glop Glop"

"No they didn't, you fucking retard. Stop capping, get off the adderall and go get some bitches."

weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities
This world is wild at heart and weird on top.
weird on top by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007

country code top-level domain

Using the "country code top-level domain" (.fi, .uk,. ca, etc) to describe where you are or where you are going without having to spell it out. Usually occurs in (sms) text messaging.
Example One:
This: I will back in .fi (the country code top-level domain for Finland) next week.
Translates to this: I will be in Finland next week.

Example Two:
Person One: Where will you be next week?
Person Two: .fi
Person One: And where will you be the week after that?
Person Two: .uk

Took The Top Escalator 

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
Took The Top Escalator by digital.sam September 28, 2009