Chris

Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Chris has a massive schlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree

Woah look at chris and his bulge

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

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Chris Marquette

the love of my life

chris marquette is the love of my life

by mynamejefffunnymemelol June 22, 2022

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chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass

hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

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Brother in Chris

When you want to call out a specific individual who kinda looks like a prettier jesus.

Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .

by folkpiedpiper July 1, 2022

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Chris is a loyal handsome and most definitely an understanding person, he never gives up, he will always have your back, he will always cheer u up in the cutest ways possible, he is the definition of husband and boyfriend material. Chris has a personality which makes a women feel loved and welcomed in the world. He will always be there for u and will never leave u. He will be the type of guy to motivate u to be your best self.

Chris will you be with me forever?

by Bebe who will beat ur ass August 8, 2022

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Chris

Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.

"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"

"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"

"Thanks Daddy"

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

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