Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Aric's Law

AI is good at everything except what I do.

An example of Aric's Law - "I recently chatted with a VC who believed AGI was coming and would disrupt a lot of jobs, but not *their* job. Of course AIs could write code and review contracts. But making accurate, calibrated predictions about the future? *That's* uniquely human."

by Danack August 17, 2025

great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-great-grandchild's wife.

My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

keneno law

Keneno law states that once keneno starts running at you it is 100% over for your ass.

Did you study your keneno law?

by fatherbattyjacks December 3, 2024

Bagina Law

To restrict people from leaving a land.

Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.

by Angelwalking October 23, 2025

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021