jack the cat

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.

Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.

by Teddy313 April 5, 2018

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punching the cat

Having sex with a woman. Derivative of banging pussy.

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."

by TBH September 2, 2003

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bow catting

Bow catting is the term used for oral sex , it's is the definition of licking the puss.
When an individual goes down on a woman !

Last night I caught sight of a fit bird , I couldn't help meself but wonder if I could do a spot of bow catting !! I hope she's clean ! Then I'm going underground.

by Dottie cotton December 27, 2017

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The clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth. Most commonly done in two click increments. Sometimes adults use this sound to discretely call each other to the bedroom for SKEECOO SKEECOO time. The good news is that this is not a hereditary bound trait, anyone can master it. I bet you just did it.

"Stop calling the cat Bill, Fluffballs is outside!"

"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."

by NookieJar October 16, 2009

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cat camp

euphemistic term for a long stay at a veterinarian cat hospital.

Hey, Fluffy, we're going to cat camp.

by iShuffle February 23, 2011

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Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

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