Skip to main content

No that’s a potato

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.
Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato
by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018
mugGet the No that’s a potato mug.

looking like a potato

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.
by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020
mugGet the looking like a potato mug.

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
mugGet the instant mashed potatoes mug.

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.
Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017
mugGet the Baked potato mug.

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”
16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”
by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023
mugGet the Sad Potato Ki mug.

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.
I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
mugGet the Potatoes mug.

Potato

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.
by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019
mugGet the Potato mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email