Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

bobbie poo

Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.

Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.

by England Undead1 July 12, 2019

Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.

You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

poo

How curly hair fanatics call shampoo

I've been no-poo for 1 week

by nopoo May 6, 2019

pee pee poo poo

Minecraft pig killed by a splash potion of gfuel

I really do miss pee pee poo poo

by Gfuel Lord 69420 July 16, 2020

Poo

Human Excrete

I made defined the word poo because I already am running out of Ideas already.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

poo

brown or even other coloured sloppy stuff that comes out your bum.

child: mum i pooed...

mum: shut up!

by mynameischikychikychikychiky September 29, 2022