Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025

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Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.

You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

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Perry County Pocket Picker

The action 2 men stuffing 1 dollar bills into a females rectum, then slowly removing them by pinching the dollar bills in between their penises

Me and Johnny gave Tonia a Perry County Pocket Picker on Friday

by Muffinplucker January 8, 2026

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Four tenders in my six piece

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

by B1G JON August 29, 2019

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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

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As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

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