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Pussy Punch 

The excessive ramming of a vagina into a male's face, often seen performed by a stripper and/or possibly your ex girlfriend
{after placing her legs onto my shoulders in a rolling chair exclaiming "do not drop me"}

stripper or ex: im about to give you a pussy punch

patron/male: what is that?

stripper or ex: {proceeds to ram pussy into face in the doggy style position, if frontside refer to clit tap}

patron/male: damn, well thanks for the washington special
Pussy Punch by Toke&Mason March 19, 2010
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pussy cock juice 

The remaining stench usually in liquid form, found all over the god damn place after a solid night of the old in-out, in-out. A very common Arabic term for semen.
Hey Muhammed, there's pussy cock juice all over my samosa!
pussy cock juice by Justin_C May 16, 2006

Pussy Whipped 

When the female has absolute control over the male in every way and the male is a scrawny shit face who is to weak to testify.
Rick P, your girlfriend must have the penis in the relationship. You are too pussy whipped for that kind of responsibility (to have the penis)...
Pussy Whipped by Not PussyWhipped November 10, 2004

pussy jockey 

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.
Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.
pussy jockey by T-Queefer October 24, 2006

Pussy Towel 

The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.

Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.

The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"

"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
Pussy Towel by WOD comish July 29, 2009

pussy tooth 

similar to what some people call a "sweet tooth", but instead of having a craving for something sweet, you have a craving for pussy
wooowww, i have had an extreme pussy tooth all week ! !
pussy tooth by christophorus September 5, 2010

pussy stuck 

When a person is unwilling to leave the company of a women after/during a fling, hook up, or short term relationship. Often seen during the end of summers, vacations, camps, and before summer in colleges and boarding schools.
Dam, John hasn't left Lin's side since last week after they hooked up, he must be pussy stuck since the end of the semester is in a few days.

Dean was pussy stuck to Julie all of the last 2 weeks of band camp.

After Lea and Matt hooked up, he had been pussy stuck to her for a while, I swear he would have been by her side while she was taking a dump if she woulda let him.
pussy stuck by Rocrock12 June 2, 2011