Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Meat Puppet

Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.

I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.

by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Meat Puzzle

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012

vadge meat

Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.

Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.

by Thornton Melon December 12, 2012

Sweet to the meat

New Zealand slang for something being awesome or ok , can be used to agree on something

"Hey bro, Dave has gotta swappa of beers waiting for us at his place"

"sweet to the meat!" "Nothing like free beer!"

by Part time Dr Phil December 18, 2012