John Lennon 

Essentially, God.

Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon

R.I.P. you legend :'(

BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it

John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!

John Lennon by TheBaetles April 14, 2015

JOHN CENA!!! 

When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!

Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!

JOHN CENA!!! by John Zena November 8, 2015

John Lee 

A name used to around 50% of the Chinese population. A very common name to the Chinese that lives in a small village on a farm with a 2 rice fields and 3 tractors. Then later goes in a 1st world country where he is later bullied because there are 50 people in his school also named John Lee

You: Hey John Lee
John #1: Hey
John #2: Hi!
John #3: Whats up?
John #4: Ching chong
John #5: I can't see

John Lee by Ya mums car February 27, 2018

John Brown 

A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".

(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.

John Brown by Zany_Zebra July 11, 2011

john hancock 

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

john hancock by The king Friday September 17, 2013

John-Michael 

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

John-Michael by John-Michael December 17, 2016

john kerry 

1) v. to waffle or equivocate
2) n. an action of such
3) n. a person who does this, for instance, Wembley would be the John Kerry of fraggles.

1) Husband: Hmmmm... Heinz Ketchup...or Hunts Catsup...ketchup...catsup...ketch...
Wife: Quit john kerrying and pick a damn condiment already!
2) Brett was so convinced that Lacey was the one, but then pulled a john kerry and ran to Heather.

john kerry by your dog March 31, 2008