e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).

"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"

by squipple November 9, 2002

E.T.

the touching of "heads" when two guys face each other with morning wood.

E.T.- vvvvv

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by SF 2011 January 19, 2011

e.w.w.

E.W.W. stands for: Eating While White.

Man today at lunch me and my friends got an E.W.W. Earl gave us lunch cleanup duty for the rest of the week for this offence.

by Dean Prewitt February 27, 2008

E.M.A.

E.M.A. is an Acronym for Eat My Ass
This is a more appropriate way to express your self in an office enviroment.

I know this does not really belong here and you can E.M.A. if you don't think so.

by Digiknot May 26, 2005

E.M.A.

EAT ME ASSHOLE! For the turd that just cannot understand what the hell you are trying to say (what better way to confuse an already stupid M.F.)!

If you do not understand, and you still think one-plus-one is rocket science, then you can E.M.A.!

by cire nosredna July 24, 2006

e-bf

the person that loves you for who you really are, your personality...until he sees what you really look like. you'll be lucky if your e-bf will like you after you send him a pic.

tina - omg i love you my e-bf<3 devan- i love you too my e-gf<3 tina - 4eveer and eveer devan- uuh... *runs*

by asiangirl7 March 8, 2010

E baby

A girl or guy you met online and you have a long distance relationship going.

Person1: Hey hows you and Sexygurl245 doing?
Person2: Which E baby is that?

by Jeremiah6740 November 13, 2007