valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!
boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online)
Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strength
.....the color of perfect skies
Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open
Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world
girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!!
boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*
this is what vietnamease girls say when something is wrong, such as a groan, a sigh, ext.. i really dont understand why people make up such weird noises with their mouths. i mean was that not for the people in the early time. you know when we were monkeys. (if that is even true.)
aiaaa these math questions are WAY too easy. - tina dude! shut the fuck up with the aiaaa! - joe aiaaa im a girl not a dude, dumbo. - tina
the person that loves you for who you really are, your personality...until he sees what you really look like. you'll be lucky if your e-bf will like you after you send him a pic.
tina - omg i love you my e-bf<3 devan- i love you too my e-gf<3 tina - 4eveer and eveer devan- uuh... *runs*
your online girlfriend because you're just not good enough to get a real girlfriend irl. often used on irc chatting.
rizon#date: <person1> yea she's my e-gf <person2> prob cuz your to ugly to get a real gf she must be ugly to, to date a noob like u