living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 14, 2009

dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

by Knite rider January 30, 2014

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

the dead box

The place in paintball where you go after you have been shot.

James is no use to us he is in the dead box

by arnold upperstartem June 19, 2014

Dead Buns

When you're super serious about something. When you are sure that something is gonna happen.

"I am totally dead buns about fighting after school"
"Are you dead buns about posting that embarrassing picture?"

by NeonRoses84 September 14, 2014

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

Dead Margaret

Doesnt want to talk about it/no opinion

"I am going dead Margaret on this one"
"Why are you dead Margaret?"

by Baller-007 February 28, 2015