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Dead man's lover

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
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teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.
I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.
by Nikoss January 31, 2008
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dead gemmies

Inflatable holiday yard decorations (most of which are manufactured by a company called 'Gemmy') without the blower motor on; the inflatables deflate and appear as flat, lifeless blobs on the lawn.
"Dude, their yard won first place in the neighborhood decoration contest, but when they turn the power off at night, it's just a graveyard of dead Gemmies."
by C Baker January 7, 2008
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living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
by Lehmms March 14, 2009
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dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!
Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!
by Knite rider January 30, 2014
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Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.
The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.
by DannySaiz May 9, 2014
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the dead box

The place in paintball where you go after you have been shot.
James is no use to us he is in the dead box
by arnold upperstartem June 19, 2014
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