Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.

Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.

by Grabacr January 28, 2022

Braden Steidinger

Braden Steidinger is very attractive and plays hockey and he is very attractive

Omg look is that Braden Steidinger he sould date maya.

by Bakbakank February 2, 2022

braden

a sus nice and miss understood person

wow braden

by baka boy sus February 3, 2022

bradiana

brad likes to hang w his cute dog Noah who I am indefinitely plotting on stealing. hes a yorkshire slay queen but he yaps too much like a chihuahua sometimes.

bradiana such a slay queen sis!

by omgheyyyhahahalmfao February 19, 2022

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

brain ding

Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty

look its brain ding

by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022

Braditude

BRADITUDE: Def. - to bring up a disheartening issue passive aggressively, then continue bringing it up for the next 4 hours. Once that 4 hours is complete, wait one hour and bring it up again to ensure everyone feels disheartened

Take that pissy Braditude somewhere else!

by Free-Dumb February 25, 2022