blow me bitch

Another way of saying smd or try me.

-Suzanna :took the last watermelon

(Brittneys Favorite)
-Brittney BLOW ME BITCh

by Paddyvakes June 18, 2023

blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020

Blow Bun

The style of a girls hair when a guy is holding it tightly in a bun while she sucks his cock

Fat John: There were a surprising number of blow buns in the porn I watched last night.

by Titty Jon October 2, 2013

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''

''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''

by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022