American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 15, 2021

sounds like an american mom

typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice

"bro, she sounds like an american mom!"

"bet she's smoking hot"

by doodleboi May 8, 2022

american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.

Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.

by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017

American Gulfing

When you ban people from changing genders/names based on that and then change the names of the commonly agreed upon names of geographical locations.

"Trump really screwed the pooch after all the American Gulfing he's done in his term.

by Where'sGermany? February 24, 2025

American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!

I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy

by St Julian October 14, 2020

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023