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can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
by hackb October 29, 2024
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can we fuck lyrics

Chorus

Can we fuck?

Let me see what you got danglin'

What you danglin', what you danglin'?

Can we fuck?

Bend me over, watch me handle it

Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Verse

Call me up after dark

We can do it in the park

We can do it in the car

On the beach, under the stars

Shut me up, make it hurt

On my knees, I'll make it work

Come and feed me, sweet dessert

In a circ, I'll make it jerk

We can play dirty games

Tie me up, dicks and chains

Call your friends, run a train

Make me cum, again, again

Daddy, squirt, pretty please

Teach me 'bout the birds and bees

Muscle me, my Hercules

Chorus

Can we fuck lyrics?
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.
Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York
by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024
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what in the gen z
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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
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Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)
Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!
by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024
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Can I frock?

by Rexus Solextra December 5, 2024
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