ryan blanke

the prettiest girl in the world and she should go out on a date with a boy with the initial, J.A.S, he relly likes her and will be great to her

That ryan blanke should be my Valentine...

by peter the panther February 11, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a beautiful kindhearted boy who will do anything for you. He is cute, athletic, smart, funny, and playful. He is just an all around great guy. He is tall, and has the most beautiful blue eyes and blond hair, and will make a great surfer boy but told you once that he is secretly afraid to surf. He is confident and an amazing boyfriend, a natural leader. His favorite sport is swimming and he wants to swim every second of every day. He wants to be there for you but in a playful cute way. He is someone who you want to be more than friends with.

I need a boyfriend who actually cares.
Gurrrl u better get urself a Ryan

by ummmeduhwhoelse November 29, 2020

RYAN REYNOLDS

SMASH

PERSON: SMASH OR PASS RYAN REYNOLDS
Scott 'THE SCOOTER' Pearce: SMASH

by THE SCOOTER 6969 March 29, 2023

Ryan Poehling

yes

Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes

by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019

Ryan

This nigger looks like a white enderman and somehow pulls bitches

Chloe Rae: OMG is that Ryan

Taylor: YEH HES SO COOL

by Rajeem November 8, 2020

Ryan

This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”

Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:

“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”

Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?

So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.

Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person

Person A: “Who be that weird boy over there?”

Person B: “That’s a Ryan.”

by The Homieslice of the Negro May 3, 2018

Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!

Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!

by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019