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club card flowers

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 November 5, 2010
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club snatch

Derogatory term for cheap party girls, frequent night club visitors who have nothing better to do than put on heavy make-up and trashy outfits and spend their time getting free drinks from rich strangers in night clubs . Similar to dinner whore.
Tony can't find himself a decent girlfriend. He parties too hard on weekends and ends up going home with vapid club snatch.
by ma1988 March 15, 2016
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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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club banger

A small sub-compact pistol, easily concealable in any clothing.

Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
You want a smaller gun? You're gonna want this one. It's a nice club banger this. You won't go wrong with it; shoots straight every time.

He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
by mCLEAR August 23, 2021
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Doki doki literature club

A wholesome game about ais and cults 🥰
"Hey I just got that doki doki literature club game"
"Oh, cool"
by Tawn-Tawn_11037 July 19, 2022
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clubbed

Clubbed or Clubbing is how a douchebags would say instead of a typical word like, "lumping" or "combining'
"2 months have again been clubbed under a single invoice "
by JAY EMSSS July 15, 2022
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breakfeast clubbing

College tradition which involves waking up at 5am (usually on game day), dress up in crazy costumes, and go to the bars drinking, pass out, and wake up in time to go to the game.
Person 1: Are you breakfeast clubbing this weekend?
Person 2: Yup. Were going as Mario and Luigi. You?
Person 1: Definately. I'm going as a penguin.
by marioL April 21, 2010
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