silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.

Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

czech golden shower

The sound of brass landing after mag dumping a VZ-61 Skorpion

You thought the Garand ping sounded cool, you need to check out a Czech Golden Shower

by Kp118 November 17, 2022

Czech golden shower

When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.

"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion

by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022