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One handed selfie slap 

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
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wee wee slap 

When you get out the shower and jump up and down so your “wee wee” (penis) slaps from your bellybutton to the bottom of the ball sack and back again
The best way to get rid of smegma is the wee wee slap
wee wee slap by Deuce Gwop March 12, 2020

Skirt steak slap 

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.
Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.
Skirt steak slap by uandus April 3, 2020

S.L.A.P/SLAP 

S.L.A.P is an acronym for Self Loathing Autistic Person
its term for an autistic person who is against neurodiversity/autistic civil rights because they can't see anything positive about there autism.
S.L.A.P/SLAP is to an Autistic like what an uncle tom is to an African American.
S.L.A.P/SLAP by NEURODIVERSE August 20, 2020

Financial bitch slap 

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.

Western Teriyaki Slap 

When you freshly get out of the shower naked, you jump on your bed with your wife or significant other in the bed and slap them with your penis in the face.
Last night my wife was having a attitude with me so I had to put her in her place with a western teriyaki slap