Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.
Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!
by gracegal April 28, 2022
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Poo Paul

When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.

Similar to wet willy or moist margaret
Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!

Wendy: It's a poo paul :)
by Penis.popper September 22, 2017
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Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.
Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.
by Naminator33 February 16, 2022
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Poo and pee effect

When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.
Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022
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Poo Stinker

When your poo is extra stinky
Kendall: Ugh, the bathroom stinks, was that a Poo Stinker?

Wendall: Uh, yeah I suppose it was, bae
by I am a dissapointment lol April 20, 2020
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poo chi

The energy or vibe that one feels when doing a poo in a particular place. Good poo chi is a pleasurable pooing experience, whereas bad poo chi is a poor experience.
The poo chi in that public toilet was absolutely horrendous!

My hotel room toilet has the best poo chi. Such good vibes
by Teejaywill November 11, 2022
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poo chi

Poo Chi refers to the positive energy associated with a toilet - effectively the vibe one gets when taking a dump.
That service station had terrible poo chi - I didn’t enjoy that dump at all

The toilet in my hotel room had wonderful poo chi - so clean and peaceful. I could look out and see the mountains and the birds while doing a poo
by Teejaywill September 29, 2022
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