3 definitions by White Egret
a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret September 21, 2015
Semirequited love is love that is reciprocated in a meaningful way by the beloved, but there is a disparity between the perceived meaning or intensity of that love by at least one of the partners that prevents them from forming a primary relationship or life partnership with the other.
She realized she was doomed to semirequited love when the love of her life wrote her into his will, held her when she found out her mother was dying, and professed that he wanted her to be his poly secondary partner as long as they both shall live, but that he believes that there is a woman out there who will be a more perfect primary partner for him that he is holding out for.
by White Egret September 17, 2015
The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.
Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.
Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.
Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.
by White Egret September 21, 2015