Definitions by poo_masta

poo masta 

One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.

"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"

poo masta by poo_masta January 2, 2016