Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

by Tiduko October 8, 2016

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

water muffin

Someone who takes roids

Yeah you know dan, hes a right water muffin

by Ben6789 September 7, 2016

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack June 14, 2016

knuckle muffin

Sounds like butt stuff

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!

by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016