porn mouth

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

Sophie Wilson Mouth

Used to imply retardicity or dumbassyness

*sees hayden's Sophie Wilson Mouth*

'Sophie has a scraggly ass mouth'

by sophiewilsonese translator September 24, 2022

Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 7, 2022

Punch a bitch in her mouth

To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you

I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me

by Mar BSV October 11, 2022

mouth dribbler

A bad ass looking man who has a massive beard and doesn't give a shit.

Damn! Look at that mouth dribbler!

by Dave's right October 12, 2022

Muffin mouth

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth

Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?

by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022

Mouthful of chili

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.

"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"

by Potato Greene October 21, 2022