Crane Middle School

The middle school where guys peg each other and then say being gay is weird.

A urinal was stolen and got taken out of the wall.

Plus there are used condoms everywhere

Rachel: I went to crane Middle School

Quinn: eww, that’s gross

by HookerMary June 15, 2022

abington heights middle school

A school in Clarks Summit PA! ALSO COMPLETE HELL!!!!!

I go to AHMS (Abington Heights middle school) it’s complete HELL

by DASSBITCH October 16, 2019

strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.

“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place”

by crackheadmack June 4, 2020

DeLong Middle School

a school full of billie eilish fans and e-boys and e-girls. or just boys and girls that think they’re better than everyone else. some of them are nice but that’ll be rare :)

r: “ugh my boyfriend started listening to lil peep and wearing chains...”
e: “he prolly goes to DeLong Middle School.”

by biggesttoelover666 April 6, 2019

Oasis Middle School

A very bad school. Don’t go here.

Brandon was sad because he has to go to Oasis middle school

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Mill Creek Middle School

The Worst Place In All Existence

who says lets go to Mill Creek Middle School

by hayden solo gayer April 1, 2023

Middle School

Legal torture full of a bunch of dumb jackass boys and dumb jackass girls who think they rule the fucking world. Then some dumb teacher gives you a test and you fail it and you die and then you don't do any HW cause your too busy playing video games, watching Netflix and then watching youtube. (LEGAL TORTURE)

Girl: Wait up! Does this make me look fat?
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*

by EveNing1000 June 11, 2018