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John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.
he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet
by bry2022 February 21, 2020
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John Dumlao

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.
*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"
by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022
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john stringfellow

A chubby Mexican/ Chinese/ Indian person who sucks at every sport (careful though, he will deny this fact every time it is brought up upon him). He is know horrible argumentative stratigies. He will never shut up and is always seeking to out do anyone at anything and everything.
John Stringfellow is so annoying. Why can't he leave us alone?
by Pedro Ramirez January 1, 2014
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John McEnroe

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok
by Krkič July 14, 2019
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John fisher

John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.
Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers

Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh

Everyone else: FOR REALLL
by Johnfisberisshit June 9, 2020
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John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.
Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.
by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014
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John McDonald

by huntersucks February 19, 2018
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