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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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happy helicopter

When you spin ur dick so much it goes up someone’s ass and out their mouth
by Bpamn January 17, 2018
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Happy hole

Yo, Vanessa has the widest happy hole in the 13th grade
by Wito nasty May 31, 2020
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lalalalala happy birthday

h-h-happy birthday

lalalalala

happy birthday
Lalalalala happy birthday
Stuttering
by acidicbabey April 30, 2022
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Happy house

happy house is based on a true friendship that never ends
happy house is full of kids with an amazing and funny personality
by Sara-6b January 1, 2018
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Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
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Happy Day

On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!
Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!
by PoopyMcNooty April 7, 2020
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